2006 Xmas Greeting
WARNING!! The following may contain material that some may find offensive (as if you didn't already know that). If you are sensitive and easily offended then please close this email immediately and go back to your Yahtzee game.
Christmas is a special time. A time for gluttony and drunkenness. A time for effusive displays of affection for people you really don't really care for. A time to foist tons of useless crap to your relatives and friends. It also provides an excellent opportunity to carefully re-gift all the useless crap you received from friends and relatives in previous years.
Your Commissioner ALWAYS
(because the OFBA is not a Democracy)